Cracked Monkey Hoodie

The Cracked Monkey Hoodie is for the kid hiking rails with a broken pole and no goggles. Big, baggy, and borderline feral—just like your crew. That front hit? Blacked-out chimp, iced grill, dead stare. Says everything without saying sh*t.

Wear it on the mountain for spring slush, post up in it at the skate spot, or rock it three nights straight while couch surfing in a ski town you don’t live in. This hoodie’s seen too much and still wants more.

Details:

• Heavy fleece = warm enough for night laps, soft enough for post-edit hangovers
• Oversized fit to move how you move (and hide what needs hidin’)
• Blackout monkey hit front & center—just menace
• Colorways for every dirtbag vibe: grey, white, green, or that weird blue
• Built for tow rope sessions, parking lot beers, and warehouse rail jams

This isn’t merch.
It’s a uniform for the unwashed.
Cypher or don’t bother.

Model is 106 lbs 5'6" wearing a size M.